Something strange has happened. I can’t get full. Tuna sandwich, chew bars, raisins, banana, and I’m still hungry. Solution? Mexican. 100% pure mexicana grinds. Nothing else will curb this insatiable scratch for calories. I have to plug this bottomless pit, so it’s fast times at burrito high. Un grande pollo burrito con frijoles y arroz for this gringo. Damn I’m thirsty. Ahhh yes, una negra modela to ease the pain. Now I can work en paz. Tranquilo.
Archive for January, 2008
mmmmm? Burrito!
Jan 31
Sunset Surf Junkie
Jan 30
I can see the sun setting in the reflections on the windows across the street from mine. The trees have stopped swaying after a blustery day. It’s finally calm, and that gives me about 30 minutes of surf time if I hustle. How bad do I want it? My wettie is damp and cold, the ocean is still chilly, and there is a small mountain range of old unsticky wax on my board. What’s the call? I’m out there.
Bungeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Jan 30
If Jim Carey can do it, then our customers should be able to as well. I am mercilessly hounding a great Bungee outfitter in LA as I am determined to get them on board so that we can add Bungee Jumps to our site. I did one a few years ago and it was the single most terrifying and simultaneously exhilirating experience of my life. Check out this blog to see a great pic of Jim flying high, filming his own stunt for his upcoming flick called ‘Yes Man’.
Heather and I were talking about white water rafting (fingers crossed, I am about to sign up a very cool partner that offers white water kayaking just outside LA, which is how we got talking about it) and I was reminiscing about a brilliant 6-day canoeing trip I did a few years ago on the Orange River in South Africa. I have some pics which I will hunt for on my laptop at home but in the meantime I found these on a fellow paddler’s photolog: http://www.cherryflava.com/pics/2007/12/chillin-down-an.html?cid=98942848#comment-98942848. They took me on such a great trip down memory lane. In its final stretch before reaching the icy Atlantic, the Orange Rivers runs through the Richtersveld, a unique desert reserve that shows the signs of old volcanic mountains and the trails of Khoi -San people. The six days that you spend on the water is long enough to really chill out and get in tune with nature. Some days we were going down rapids (backwards on a few occasions until we got the hang of it) and other times just drifting along in the slower-running sections of the river. Most days we also managed to do some hiking – just pulled our hiking boots on and went off to exploreThe majestic Orange River is awesomely beautiful and the sunsets, stars and sunsets are some of the most beautiful I have ever experienced. At night we just pulled our canoes up onto the bank of the river and sat around a campfire until our sleeping bag called (always remembering to check it for snakes and scorpions first) – sleeping under the stars of the Southern Hemisphere was an absolute highlight. I was lucky enough to meet a very large Puff Adder on our last day (one of the most common and widespread of all poisonous snakes occurring throughout the savannah regions of Africa) – it was rather too close an encounter for me to really enjoy as I almost trod upon it whilst heading off to answer a call of Nature…The Puff seldom attempts to move away when disturbed (as is the normal habit of most other snakes) and thus presents a constant hazard to the unwary piddler. It did alert me to its presence however by giving a loud hiss and fortunately I heard it early enough to take evasive action, and then admired its beauty from a safe distance. Despite the Puff’s heavy build and deceptively sluggish appearance, it can strike with amazing rapidity from a coiled up position, so I wasn’t taking any chances, and still count my blessings that it was polite enough to ask me to give it some space.
If I do get the above-mentioned company signed up on our site, I am definitely up for trying out their white water kayaking tour, but somehow doubt that this time I will get to see one of our slithery friends up close and personal – probably better for all concerned.


